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Come home from work
Need to have fun
Cook up some steaks and play catch with my son
Pick up my wife from the beauty salon
It's about time to start mowing the lawn
Dad related x3
Dad related activities
Dad related x3
Dad related activities
Get back from the bar
and what do I see?
My cum dumpster wife is there cheating on me!
I freak the fuck out
I've lost all my pride
I murder my family
Commit suicide
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Listen up all dads around
It's the most awesome fun event in town
If you like sports and you're a dad
then you'll think this party is totally rad
If you can't make it that's a shame
We're gonna drink beers and watch the game
Blast some tunes from my pickup truck
Watch gay porn, get naked and FUCK
You're invited to the neighborhood dad party
Get drunk off beer and snort power lines
We're gonna have a gigantic dad orgy
It's gonna be a super fun time
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We're The Daddy Diddlers
01:03
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See that dad on the street?
He's a dad I'd like to meet
Invite him to a barbecue
Talk about sports and share some brews
Try to find out where he lives so i can meet his wife and kids
Establish good relationships and hang out all the time
Cause we're the daddy diddlers
We're gonna diddle your dad
There's nowhere you can hide from us
You better not make us mad
We're the daddy diddlers
There's something you should know
There's no dad that is safe from us not even one
Let's Go!!!
Diddle your dad x7
We're gonna diddle your dad!!!!!
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Hardcore Dad
01:21
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I went to a hardcore show
Little did i know
I'd have so much fun at it
Freaking out in the pit
As you can see
This is the life for me
I ditched my wife and kids for this
Now I'm finally free
I'm a middle aged dad and I just discovered hardcore
Karate kicks in the pit till my back gets sore
My favorite bands are straight edge
It's a good moral rule
I stretched my ears and gt tattoos because i think that it looks cool
OH!!
I went to a hardcore show
Little did i know
I'd have so much fun at it
Freaking out in the pit
As you can see
This is the life for me
I ditched my wife and kids for this
Now I'm finally free
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The Daddy Diddlers North Bay, Ontario
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